surethatspookilyhappened:

spliffmastergeneral:

the-spooky-dick-forest:

buzzfeed:

Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go. 

cosplay at its funniest

It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.

They’re…… they’re ghosts….

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ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

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wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

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times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

image

Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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nicolemarie1416:

annaswhitestrip:

michaelplatco:

My Snap story today - mplatco

I hope this is what My marriage turns out to be, oh wait cats cant hold nerf guns

Marriage goals

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slayboybunny:

it is amazing how adults wonder why teenagers are online so much while they continually ignore and dismiss all of their thoughts and feelings. like geez i wonder why kids these days would turn to the internet, a place where they can interact with others and receive an abundance of the support and attention they lack in their daily lives

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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truckyousasha:

septemberwildflowers:

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

especially if it’s a kiss

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